Well aren't you fucking special.

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No NYC?! What the hell?

I think he was ommited because those are his actual tatoos, right? This seems to be about characters tatooed for the movie and what the purpose of those are.

3rd price, are you talking about the cartoon Talespin?

You gotta start with the handle end, right? Actually it fucking sucks either way.

WELL….???!!!!
How far did Lewis go with the bat? I need to know.

On 2, if I wanted to hear your opinion I'd take my dick out of your mouth.

That doesn't seem so bad. But every girl I've ever asked about it is like "God no. I don't do that." Do I just hang out with a bunch of stanktwatted whores?

Ok, I need to know: what is douching actually? It's ok to talk. This is just the internet.

I think 'putz' means penis, but is not really considered too bad these days. I also don't think it's been used outside the Friars Club since 1978 though.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith/The Killers

Sex crimes? I thought SVU as about retard cases…

Mick Jagger doesn't get laid because he's grossly skinny with big lips either in case you were wondering.

Alec Baldwin, Tom Selleck, or Pierce Brosnan get laid because they're rich and famous celebrities. Not because they're hairy.

No cover. They just do a techno remix soon to be playing 3x per hour at a gym near you.

I thought Open Range was pretty dull up until the extreme ownage toward the end that kinda made it worth my time.

I kinda recall liking Wyatt Earp more…am I an idiot?
It's been awhile since I've seen them both, but I recall liking Wyatt Earp more than this one. Seems like the longer running time let it tell the story better. Most people think I'm an idiot for this? Am I?

Don't forget when he gets killed in The Rock!

Please climb atop Oprah's couch and throw yourself off of it.

Is there cocaine lined up on this mirror?