The last half of Goodfellas would have been awesome if like the cocaine was really right there in front of you! Fuck yeah, cocaine!

I didn't accomplish much in college.

Wow, I really liked both 311 and Broken Lizard.

Club Dread gets better on repeat viewings. And I really like both Super Troopers and Beerfest. While not quite "the next big thing" I do think that these guys put out good material. The movies are a lot of fun if nothing else. I'm disapointed to find out that this movie apparently sucks. It went straight to dvd too?

Fuck the whole lot of you.

Where the Boys Aren't 12

No Totz, it was just in Manhattan. Fucking brutal although like Provolone up there I now have a good bar to judge movie: was that worth $13? A renta/netflix/tv movie is very forgiving, but if you put up with going to and paying for the theater experience the movie has to be very good to impress you.

Yeah, that is kinda the situation there for me too. Part of it is I'm taller than the girl, so I think the angle I have on her is better than the one she has on me. I'm still unsure if the 69 is the most overrated or underrated position.

So….
were they banging? I'm unclear on that.

"This script has coke all over it!"

There weren't any musical montages.

Fail. Last Crusade was the third installment but only the second sequel. Die Hard 4 was pretty decent.

The Critic
Would you watch a version of this that was The Critic reviewing real movies? I know I would.

Clearly, Jay Mariotti is the worst Sun-Times personality. I know he doesn't work there anymore, but his stench lingers like that of corpse stashed under the floorboards.

Good god, little girl! Put down that science pole!!!

Sometimes it does!

So do you think Leonard Shelby from Memento jerks off? Could he concentrate long enough on a memory to finish off or even follow a porn?

While masturbating.

Wasn't Event Horizon a space thriller that was actually made like 15 years ago?

I find that my head and my dick are rarely pleased by the same thing at the same time anymore.