And when Queen stole that beat from Vanilla Ice!

Soce, I'm going to go all the way out on this limb with everything I own strapped to my back and say that you're single.

They were laughing at you not with you.

Fuck, I thought this idea had legs. Back to masturbating for me.

It doesn't? It could be about having to take a shit and we'll call it "Blame it on the curry". Anyone else with me on this?

This is asking for a parody video, right?
I've been thinking for the past couple weeks (cuz I have that kind of time) about what the perfect pardoy of this would be. I think it entails this

My dick is so big I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

Belvedere, it didn't do shit for Arrested Development.

SKIIIIIIIINNNNEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

My dick is so big the head has only seen my balls in pictures.

It mostly has to with the show sucking the sweat from a dead man's balls.

I think all the lawyers were gay. Seriously, "Legally Mad" is pretty queer.

*SPOILER ALERT*

If you die during a terrorist attack while fornicating you go with "Sex Bomb".

Jorge, for OD cases it's between "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me" by Marilyn Manson and "Slipping Away" by NIN (or whatever that song's called.

Don't forget INXS if the person dies jerking off! It would have to be "New Sensation" I think. "Suicide Blonde" might not be subtle enough.

"Did you kinda like High Fidelity? Buy this CD!"

I'm between "Comfy in Nautica" by Panda Bear and "Ugly as I Seem" by the White Stripes. After that I want them to liquidate all my assets and have an open bar.

Hmm….I guess I'd like to believe him too. If that line about him passing a bunch of tests the past few years is actually true then I'm leaning toward that. Still, how the hell do you let this happen. Manny, his doctor, the Dodgers' team physicians/trainers, his agent, etc. are all to blame. The rules are pretty damn…

Can we talk about Manny on steroids here?