Ah sweet Brian, the Red Viper. This is better than that time I met the Backstreet Boys.

Ah sweet. This is a better surprise than that time Ralph Waldo Emerson came to speak at my high school.

Ah geez Brian, I don't know how to feel about this. It's like that time I thought the couch was the ocean.

This is more inexplicable than that time I saw Borat with my athlete cousin.
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Ah geez, this is worse than the time I bought that Michael Jackson-shaped pinata for Stewie's birthday.

Ah sweet. This is better than that time I caught the Trix Rabbit.

Ah geez Brian, this sucks. I should know about sucking. Remember that time I was a whale?

Ah geez, this is more awkward than that time I took Regis Philbin pet shopping.