The accent is also good for making his role as Mr. Dry Exposition a little more bearable. It'd be amazing if he developed an ungodly stammer this season.

The accent is also good for making his role as Mr. Dry Exposition a little more bearable. It'd be amazing if he developed an ungodly stammer this season.

I'm looking forward to seeing Nero's handicapped son get burned alive and then eaten during next week's closing montage. "Spicy!" says someone with a bad tattoo.

I'm looking forward to seeing Nero's handicapped son get burned alive and then eaten during next week's closing montage. "Spicy!" says someone with a bad tattoo.

I was really hoping it'd be a "The World I Know" cat video, where a Jesus looking singer dude follows a suicidal cat through NYC. The cat climbs a building and tearfully considers jumping off, then has some kind of manic psychological episode and instead starts hysterically throwing dead mice down on pedestrians while…

I was really hoping it'd be a "The World I Know" cat video, where a Jesus looking singer dude follows a suicidal cat through NYC. The cat climbs a building and tearfully considers jumping off, then has some kind of manic psychological episode and instead starts hysterically throwing dead mice down on pedestrians while…

Nico's "I'll Keep It With Mine" or Emmylou Harris' "Every Grain of Sand" or Them's "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue."

Nico's "I'll Keep It With Mine" or Emmylou Harris' "Every Grain of Sand" or Them's "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue."

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Top twelve:

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Watching J from C, which I adored, was like sucking cock by choice. It always felt like it was the last of the ninth and someone from the big apple or brooklyn south would come through in the guise of total security and cancel the cocksucker before it could become the future tense of joy.

Watching J from C, which I adored, was like sucking cock by choice. It always felt like it was the last of the ninth and someone from the big apple or brooklyn south would come through in the guise of total security and cancel the cocksucker before it could become the future tense of joy.

I bet she's wild in the sack.

I bet she's wild in the sack.

Andy Dick: Phyllis Diller::Denis Leary: Bill Hicks

Andy Dick: Phyllis Diller::Denis Leary: Bill Hicks

When I was young, my dad sat me down and told me that some things in life just aren't funny. One of those things is Al Franken.

When I was young, my dad sat me down and told me that some things in life just aren't funny. One of those things is Al Franken.