"River Song" is so fucking epic. 

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(Note to self: never take sarCCastro's opinions seriously from this point forward.)

BOOM!

Every time You Go Away, You Take a Piece of Me With You.

I bet the autistic kid will be able to stop an Iraqi suicide bombing by hooking up the suicide bomber's family with a new oven.

So we've got a pot and a kettle, which makes Dr. Robuttnik . . .

Why do I imagine Dom Deluise pronouncing this sentiment with a martini and a lisp?

Dr. Stolen Fromm Wurlitzer

It would probably sound bittersweet just as long as Seth Rogen was somewhere in the room with them.

Are you also expecting the funeral video for Lil' Sebastian in Parks and Recreation to get a nomination? Because it has the same basic narrative structure. Oooh the cosmos. Oh death. 

Exactly. People talk shit about Derek Jeter, but the dude is ice cold and relaxed. I started watching his body language the year of the Giambi play — even if the Yankees were way behind and in the 9th inning, the dude would be strutting around like Milton Berle in a gym locker room, as relaxed and positive as if they…

I remember watching the game and seeing Alou lose his shit, knowing that *that* was the true sign of doom. How can you play decent defense if your players are that tightly wound?

Does any band have such a clear "they should have died in a plane wreck" trajectory? 1970s Aerosmith was just phenomenal. "Toys in the Attic" and "Rocks" in particular are astounding albums, the perfect mix of the Stones and New York Dolls: big riffs, big hooks, big raunch, big emotions. It's like the Guns n' Roses…

Red Medicine

Awful.

We have it. Absolutely no fucking complaints.

Why do I imagine Steve Buscemi's character from Billy Madison whenever I read Don Pantaloons' comments on this thread?

We're calling an error on Delicious Malk. Bfred's point took a bad hop and went right over your head.

Yeah, but take Jeter off the Yankees, and the Yankees aren't the Yankees. (Same w/ Mariano Rivera.)