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This is just hitting you now, huh?

This is just hitting you now, huh?

And then young Bilbo did it again, what fifteen minutes later? I assume we're going to be treated to the story of the Middle Earth Postal Service in the overextended cut on blue ray.

And then young Bilbo did it again, what fifteen minutes later? I assume we're going to be treated to the story of the Middle Earth Postal Service in the overextended cut on blue ray.

I'm assuming you haven't seen this. Bits of Smaug flap by in the intro; no mocap. Spoooooky dark outline of Necromancer; 100% CGI. No Cumberbatch required.

I'm assuming you haven't seen this. Bits of Smaug flap by in the intro; no mocap. Spoooooky dark outline of Necromancer; 100% CGI. No Cumberbatch required.

Fringe is cool to me the way I'm cool to my mom.

Fringe is cool to me the way I'm cool to my mom.

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Brought to you by Product.

Soooo, the answer is that you are an insufferable pedant? Got it. Thanks.

Soooo, the answer is that you are an insufferable pedant? Got it. Thanks.

Opinions > Objective Reality

Opinions > Objective Reality

Hey, thanks for the spoilers.

Hey, thanks for the spoilers.

OK, help me out here. You capitalize proper nouns, as well as "Pimp Comic", but you don't capitalize the first word in a sentence (unless, presumably, the first word was "Pimp"). Are you protesting grammar, or just desperately grasping at ways to appear unique or distinctive? Cuz either way, it ain't working.

OK, help me out here. You capitalize proper nouns, as well as "Pimp Comic", but you don't capitalize the first word in a sentence (unless, presumably, the first word was "Pimp"). Are you protesting grammar, or just desperately grasping at ways to appear unique or distinctive? Cuz either way, it ain't working.

I state unverifiable facts.

I state unverifiable facts.