I guess Channing's participation in the franchise was IN THE CARDS!

Karma Sutra?

And Jean Kasem would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for Casey's meddling kids.

MEOW

I haven't found them. I repeat, I haven't found them.

Notice the French spelling of his first name. He'll give in.

Shmi Skywalker'd

tl;dr

Gold Bikini Year XXX: She'll Still Leia

Star Wars Episode VII: Stop Talking About Our Cast in Terms Of Black and White, As Only A Sith Deals In Absolutes, Starring John Boyega

Slave jammed

Yeah. If she weren't a woman of color, I'd have thought it was a Star Wars movie.

Surface bombs from X-wing fighters, stance to B-boy actors fracture
Negative thirty below wind chill factor
The counteraction is just a helpless action of the hapless flinching
My supersonics leave you mute like Maggie Simpson
Taxidermist El-P I defy translation
Instigate and settin quakes throughout your whole situation
Pra…

I don't see why people were up in arms over that, but at the same time, it wasn't particularly funny.

El-P. No? ::leaves::

I've always thought Mr. and Mrs. Smith is really good, and I don't even care much for Jolie most of the time. I haven't seen very many of her movies, to be honest.

I get bothered by news of exes I didn't particularly care about when I dated them for two months 15 years ago. It's normal.

$55 and time served.

Your mom gave me handjobs.

I hopped on the Aisha Tyler bandwagon back when she hosted "The Fifth Wheel," because I used to watch those kinds of shows.