Same reason John Turturro had eczema in that shitty HBO crime show.

Jesus christ. If someone's going to fire me for helping someone who fell in a fucking fire, then they can be my fucking guest, I don't want to work for them anyway.

I fell asleep during the episode so I totally missed the Doug-Leanne tryst, thank fucking christ. Doug is the worst character and an awful person; why is he the only one we constantly see getting laid? Why would anyone ever fuck him for free? Anytime he's in a scene without any other main characters, I shut off my…

"If you showed up every day" —there's your answer, right there.

Yep, I just started my boyfriend on the original Twin Peaks, and he came in when I was watching this episode and saw DougieCoop in his lime green jacket, childishly repeating other people's words, and said, "That's just sad after seeing him so young and energetic."

Your comparison with The Force Awakens strikes me as apt, because half the Star Wars fans loved it for hitting all the exact beats and reintroducing the same characters as the original, and the other half hated it for not doing anything new. Now with the return of Twin Peaks, it's the opposite. Personally, I'm over…

Lost it when Jacqueline casually confirmed that she had sex with Russ' dead grandma's ghost.

Their scene made me tear up a bit. Just seeing them next to each other in their Double R uniforms. Madchen Amick was great, an effortless return to her character.

He's also Liz Lemon's agent on 30 Rock. I was happy to see him in this. He's very good and funny; I think he fits in perfectly in Lynchland.

I was rewatching the original Twin Peaks and thinking how Lynch almost never casts actors who are just generically good looking—they nearly always seem to have unique, memorable, beautiful faces, both the men and the women.

The Steelers have a rapist AND a dogfight guy! *Curb Your Enthusiasm music plays*

"What's a drive in?"

I've been there, and there's nothing there except some overgrown house foundations/sidewalks, plus that stretch of old highway that's totally buckled and cracked from the coal fire, and which people have graffitied all over. I'd say if you're an hour away it's worth the day trip.

"A million times better than LaGuardia" could describe many things, including kidney stones and cold french fries.

My grandparents tell similar stories. Also, in the Carnegie Museum, they have left a little square of soot on the mural paintings to show just how bad it was, which was really fucking bad.

As a Pittsburgh native, I'm totally with you except for "gorgeous airport"(?!) Unless you're being sarcastic…

I like to call him Mayor Potato

I'd say this season is definitely better than TD S2, but also a significant step down from Fargo seasons 1 and 2.

I admit I'm pretty excited for a potential Sexy Henchman Showdown between Wrench and Yuri.

The Korn Czechs box killed me every time—it shows up a few times throughout the season.