I read it as "heroic chin form" somehow. Like bulimia gives you a Superman jaw.

Sometimes bleeping and asterisks are just funnier.

Phone rings.
Character looks at phone.

In Assateague!

I'm on an Amtrak train RIGHT NOW, bitches!

Oh my god yes! Exotic animals = automatic pass.

You sure picked a good person to ask! (By the way, I've learned that sarcastic jokes do not work on Tinder.)

Uh, so, I signed up for Tinder the other day. I've been off all social media for several years now (no f***book, no I****gram, no nothing), and haven't done any online dating ever so it's been…jarring, to say the least. Why do so many people say they like pizza in their descriptions? It's like, thank god, finally I…

Got some herbs and tomato plants and soil over the weekend, did some pruning, repotted a fig tree I just received as a gift. I don't have a yard, just a terrace, but it's big and sunny enough for a lot of plants. This is the first time I've lived somewhere that isn't so dark and cramped or full of polluted air that…

If you can stick it out, those cravings go away, and added-sugar things tend to taste way too sweet.

Hey, you started it, Mr. or Ms. Sandler Reference Disqus Name.

Yeah, yeah.

I just listened to a clip on Youtube of David Mitchell reading from his memoirs about meeting and falling in love with his wife, Victoria Coren. That, then this…it's really making me think.

Yeah, I couldn't finish that one.

I think The Crossing is my favorite of the McCarthy novels I've read. There were times I'd be reading it and a particular sentence would be so beautiful and strike me so deeply that I'd have to put the book down and take deep breaths and stop myself from turning to the person next to me on the subway and saying, "Read…

Juice is stupid! Just eat the damn fruit!

Fair enough, I just appreciated the way McGregor didn't lay it on too thick, especially when playing Emmit. I'm sure not everyone "from that region" speaks like Freeman did, just the way not everyone from the South speaks in a Southern accent, not everyone from New York sounds like DeNiro, etc.

Actually, he's not wrong.

And he was great on Family Tree, Guest's sadly short-lived and little-seen HBO series.

Hasn't Ray ever heard of latex gloves?! Geez.