The Fukunaga stand-in was also the San Francisco Cocksucker!

Gratuitous nudity and sex scenes are the opposite of good plotting. They're giant flags that scream "We can't make a well-written, well acted show, so here, be distracted by these tits!"

^This. "I'm not saying fuck him, but maybe make him think you might fuck him," paraphrasing.

I'm not just a princess. I'm a pretty, pretty princess!

Barely literate? The man has written over 20 films. He has two Best Original Screenplay Oscars.

Yeah! Only good people are made into statues!

I liked it ok, but it's my least favorite Tarantino film (that I've seen). The Klan hood scene was indulgent and went on forever. The ending was ridiculous and too over the top for me. The fight-to-the-death-with-bare-hands scene was…well, I don't even know because I couldn't watch it. I feel like Tarantino used to…

Be that as it may, he sure meant a lot to a fifteen-year-old girl who had never seen a woman kicking ass as the hero in an action movie without having to flash her tits and ass around the whole time.

This was the progression of her first flashback:
1. Watson as a little girl playing tag in the playground. She outruns a boy, who accuses her of showing off. Her friend lets the boy catch her, and he puts his arm around her.
2. Watson is a star athlete on the track team. She sees her curvier friend making out with a boy…

The blanket is planning to give Donald Trump its vote.

That's why I said "any other show I've followed here," not "any other show." More like LAME of Thrones, am I right?!

I'm not saying it was a "big reveal," only that it felt like someone just decided "oh, we'll make Watson NOI because we're doing a religious theme and we haven't covered that yet."

Oops, missed that. Thanks for the correction.

I didn't really care for any of them this episode. Soso's was one-note and didn't reveal much. All of a sudden Watson was raised Muslim? (Correction: her family was Nation of Islam, but my point still stands.) That seemed kind of shoehorned in to fit the religious/spiritual theme. Didn't have much bearing on any of…

Something I thought I'd share because I think it's funny:

I'm with you, sort of. I think the lake scene was a bit too neat and cutesy in tying up some storylines. I really liked Cindy's conversion, though, and the shot of Flaca standing alone with her eyes closed. Almeida and Daya's scene was too sad knowing what we know about the baby and Cesar. Yoga Jones and nun's was…

Or pie.

Sigh.

If eating pussy gives you cancer, consider my boyfriend whoever the healthiest person in the world is.

The Arbor Day line killed me.