Eh, I thought he was still pretty darn cartoonish. Especially with Mary Steenburgen sitting opposite him.

Seemed like Suzanne's parents were good people.

In season one I never would have thought Leanne would end up having the backstory that affected me the most. The actress did great work with it.

I think she highlights Piper's shallowness and selfishness.

And the juice in the grocery store has usually been pasteurized to within an inch of its life and sitting in a giant vat for months before it gets to the shelves. Not so great for flavor or nutrition.

This is True Detective, not True Scallop.

Prez (tried to spell his actual last name, failed) in The Wire says that line almost verbatim.

I would believe the main character is supposed to be some kind of square if it weren't for the fact that his entire look, flat top included, has made a comeback among hipsters.

Plus he has you, to defend him from stupid jokes on the Internet!

Worst thing about that score was all the copycats it subsequently spawned.

Ok, this morning I'm going to sit down at my laptop and go straight to work. No spending an hour or more reading news and pop culture websites. Wellllll, maybe I'll just check the AV Club real quick, see what the features are today.
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A new MYOF? Curse you, Rabin! My production this morning has fallen off dramatically,…

I'm also from that place you mentioned. It surprises me when I hear "jagoff" on TV, but I've never heard someone say it in real life outside of that city.

All languages are invented. I think "gimmick" refers to the no subtitles thing.

It was a girl's shirt, so it was a close-fitting, long sleeved black shirt. I liked the way it looked on me! It was from TJ Maxxxx! I thought Fubu was just a funny word!

She took "Orange is the New Black" way too seriously.

Which is just as well, because "poor" does not fit in with Trump's vision for the American brand.

When I was in middle school, I had a shirt that said Fubu, but I didn't know what it meant, I just liked the shirt.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, actually, but really, they don't need an excuse for that one. Trump is sufficiently within the realm of pop culture to not seem like a stretch for an AVC article. And hey, catching a glimpse of the article over ElDan's shoulder is probably the only way those poor folks in his…

The AV Club has been clearly been waiting for an excuse to post an article about Dolezal. This one is essentially "look, this is who was on Larry Wilmore last night, and this is what they talked about."

Pretty much anything that comes out of one of those dispenser thingys (coffee, tea, soda, what have you) should never be touched. They all get that disgusting black slime that is described in the article.