All Joan has to do to see the pyramids is look down.

I thought she was just letting him down easy because he was about to go to fucking Vietnam. Remember the soldier in Hawaii who had Don be his best man, because his fiancée thought married men had "more to live for"?

Eastern Promises was not a great movie, but that scene was one of the most intense things I've ever watched on screen.

Imma Kanye, IMma gonna let you finish!

I have a haunch this thread is about to be foal of horse puns. Let's just keep it reined in, folks.

Oooh, you hurt someone's feewings.

Meh, I think no amount of awkwardness in Theodore's character can change the fact that Joaquin Phoenix is an extremely attractive man (yes, even with the mustache and high-waisted pants). Plus he's a sensitive, artistic type. Women are attracted to talent.

"Tries to?" Spoiler alert: it does.

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find Lincoln. An audience-hand-holding, cliché biopic with HEY HEY LOOK IT'S TOMMY LEE JONES cameos, and Daniel Day Lewis doing his best Derek Zoolander voice.

Ah, Incexposition. The movie where they had an entire character whose sole purpose was to have the plot explained to her.

For me, the critique was more "why subject myself to watching the degradations of this asshole for three hours? What is the merit in it?" I can't criticize the film itself, because I stopped watching after twenty minutes (bored, not scandalized), but I understand where Will was coming from there. It's also why I…

Yeah, I love Wes Anderson, but I tried to watch Grand Budapest twice, and fell asleep both times.

Yeah, I thought The Grey was just supremely silly. A survival story where the protagonist is wrestling with psychological trauma from his past?! Color me shocked! And I couldn't get past the look of the CGI wolves. When they first came on screen, I laughed. The dialogue was trite, the characters were irritating. It…

My brothers and I call our mother "Mum" even though we are American. But this is for a pretty fair reason: we always called our grandmother "Mom" (something that started when my oldest brother was a toddler, hearing everyone else call her that). Then, when we grew out of calling our mother "mommy," we couldn't just…

My favorite part of her performance is the fleeting look of panic in her eyes whenever anyone brings up the subject of sex.

I will gladly eat all the unwanted hard rye chips from your Chex Mix.

Excellent point, further underlining the fact that she's never even gotten to travel for work.

I was actually disappointed when I realized what the song was, since it was very recently used in season 2 of Rectify, and to much better effect, I thought.

Not as baffling as when they started covering sports.

Come now, no need for such hyperbole—golf is not a "sport."