Well, we know what to do, then…

YES

I plan on getting the rest at some point.

I second KITH, especially since I just got the season 1 DVD  a while ago.

Season 3's up next, and that's on DVD.

When are we getting more Muppet Show?

No-no-no. SuperCHUNK, not SuperDRAG.

So, what you're saying is… a family looking for a good holiday movie (or, well, one the gather the children around, rather), see the description for the Michael Keaton version on DirecTV and are in for a chilling surprise?

Brenda was killed off in 1 & 3, and still came back for 2 & 4.

Is it safe to call this Newswire one of O'Neal's best?

Is

"Broken gavel!"

Do you mean a paraprosdokian?

"Did someone call for Captain Pork??"

The British version was first (1988-1998). The American version came afterwards in '98.

This is certainly surprising, but I'm hoping for the best. I love both versions (UK and US) of this show.

COCK

"Star Wars VII: The Secret of the New Death Star, Boba Fett Goes to the Sun, and R2D2 Fights a Lava Snake."

"Star Wars VII: The Secret of the New Death Star, Boba Fett Goes to the Sun, and R2D2 Fights a Lava Snake."

Okay, I did say "period" but as an elaborate postscript: It's especially crushing to the fans of the Muppets like myself who have respected Kevin and his work for so long for it to come crumbling down like this.