"And he's brought Eon!"
"How do you know?"
"Here come the Warm Jets!"

Metallica Monopoly?
This is some kind of monster!

Somehow the discussion of circumcisions came up during a phone conversation with my mother regarding my newborn nephew. She basically claimed that foreskins are gross, and women (her, at least) prefer cut men. Political and religious debate aside, I just wish my mother had never told me these things.

You got dead foreskin, mate.

Spaceballs?!
Oh shit. There goes the planet.

Swing and a miss, NaturalBlues.

Y'know, in the future, just have O'Neal tell us to do things. We'll listen to him.

He's nigh-invulnerable!

Now let's toast the sad cold fact that we're never going to see this film.

It's too bad he won't live!
But then again, who does?

This is where the film fest ends.

This Newswire is out of touch!

C'mon and wreck my car!

@insects: Actually, I recently asked Wiseau about his claims, and I believe he spent a few years in Chalmette. I'd believe Lobsters was a Chalmatian.

As someone who grew up in & around New Orleans, I believe Lobsters lived there about as much as I believe Tommy Wiseau lived there.

Just in time for Jazz Fest
I'm flying home from MPLS next week, and I'm going to see Dirty Dozen and Bonerama.

Gee, all I got was a corrupt Louisiana inspections commissioner.

Well, there's only one thing that he does like, and that would be whistling in the dark.

"Congo Jack!"

All those wasted seasons of Scrubs
spent hiding Eliza Coupe's spectacular legs.