Isn't there an off-screen Wilhelm too?

Bratwurst or no, the condom pretty much takes the sensation out all the same. So there's that.

I like to think that Starfleet needs post-warp civilizations alive to use as cannon fodder.

Okay, I'm an idiot.

"…but, interestingly enough, no Sheriff of Nottingham…"
Wait, what? Unless I'm misreading you're parenthetical, Q himself played the part.

Honestly, I did not see Jorge's new post, as I did not scroll down far enough. I've got no right to take my place in the AV Club comments section.

Please please please let me get what I want. Which is for Craig to have a terrible, terrible afternoon.

Late-Han, personally.

Me and Orson Welles

Brown Note < Brown Bunny?

Yeah, I really wanted to see Light's "Utopia," but they just had to bring in more child detectives.

And he will whisper, "NO INCEST."

Oh I see. Pronoun trouble.

Or make me return to Vault 101…

But the underwater barfight remains one of cinema's greatest scenes.

"Thanksgiving."

And M, as in "Mancy."

Garrett Hedlund is a sack of hammers, tho'.

I actually didn't find it boring.
Granted, I went in with rather low expectations. But it had it perks— Jeff Bridges, Daft Punk, Michael Sheen channeling Marilyn Manson channeling David Bowie…

Pepperidge Farm remember!