I thought this guy died. I know we're missing a couple highbrow Dave writers. I get them confused.

So it's just a prank, bro?

I just don't see how anything you have to abbreviate BvSDoJ could be good.

I'm going 90% Abraham, 8% Glen, 2% Eugene.

Or Lin Shaye

It didn't need the Auto-Tune

Botox and Klonopin

Tell that to YouTube

Don't write it like that

THEY HAVE WEAPONS

Why'd they change the title, I wonder…?

It's really funny. It sags a bit in the middle but the climactic scene alone is worth it.

White trash who don't know what a computer is.

That's Lep 3, the best one!

All I remember is a greasy fat dude being swarmed by ghost-bees

When he was on the stand he kept putting Chapstick on his lips with his pinkie. Like, the whole time. It was bizarre.

Well, he is a 9/11 "truther"

I knew Sean O'Neal. You, William Hughes, are no Sean O'Neal.

It's just Hangman! How do people not realize it's just Hangman?

The writer of RoboCop and Starship Troopers also wrote Anaconda 2