It should be a musical
That would really bring it home.

*chops off head*

BURN!

I think that one has to be really really really pretty to look really pretty on film. The fact that Zooey looks 'average' to all these internet forum super studs who can totally ball hot chicks all day probably means that 'in the flesh' she is quite attractive— just not off-the-charts attractive like some of the men's…

I know that's right.

^I think Emilio Estevez might be available.

Ah… but we'd need a new term to describe it. "Jumping the Shark" is passe.

Come on Swanny. I'm sure that McCartney is actually pretty low on your "go back in time to murder somebody for writing an annoying song" list.

Perhaps a short cartoon about a smart dog and his bespeckled ginger sidekick travelling through time to witness and aid historical events.

Was your paper a failed firstie?

I think it would be better to jump around in time take the form of other people and help them sort out crucial events in their lives.

Reminds me of when Dewy Cox met the Beatles in India.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I never got laid in high school. I'm very confident that if I had I would have been even more of an insufferable jerk.

I've read LA Confidential, Hollywood Nocturnes, Crime Wave, and Destination Morgue! Numerous characters kept popping up in all of his tales.

The more I read Ellroy
The less I enjoyed it. Dogmatically didactic dialog stylized to a fault & wiener obsessions.

^ Do not be too eager to deal out death (or hot old gay man celebrity sex) in judgment.

Spiderman Musical— a schadenfreude juggernaut
The snark and derisive comments about this play are just as dumb as the concept.

I wanted to hear Rocket Man!!!1!1

Norm needs to spice it up. Friggin' BORING.

Also, it helps the band's "Burn-a-Church" fund.