My internet comment about not liking the Beverly Hills song at all draws inspiration from Franz Kafka and Charles Dickens.

A lot of DC bands are all about the SG's. I keep thinking I might want one… then I always back away.

Well that helps explain why I like boobs so much. What do you have for the Sir Mix-A-Lot crowd?

Instead of speaking, she speaks and spells it in.

Despite these crappy movies the Dark Knight isn't any better.
I know this is the internet… where Batman fans congregate like, well, bats in a cave— but watch that movie again and you'll see a bunch of nonsensical action and horrible leaps of logic— even in the context of an action movie.

I don't get it.
I feel a little lost.

Aren't bagels the other food self-important NYC types brag about?

Gumby's is a chain. Didn't you ever read the pizza box that said "Franchise opportunities available?"

So how it tops?
I think the split of people that want to enjoy Britney's comeback vs. the ones that want to see her fail is 50/50… or maybe 5/95.

Iis the Hater like the new Adam Sandler vehicle "Bedtime Stories?"

Saw Rhys Darby's stand up too… I think I may have set my expectations a little high, but oh how I love Murry in FOTC.

Hairless Howie
I thought he was done when his tired act and 'cute' kiddie voices ended along with his gross curly locks succumbing to baldness.

No no no. Feel free to preen away Ed.