More absurd still: Mac Miller impersonator.

Fuck me for thinking that was a shotgun loaded with regular bullets. That reveal was a little cheap, though.

Poor janitors…

Do you even realize you made puns in your comment, or are you out of it?

The A.V. Club

It's hipster and nostalgia to want a popcorn movie where I don't feel like I just watched a video game tech demo, with mannequins as characters, for 3 hours?

A lot of people on here (and several who I talked to in real life, for that matter) were talking last year about how Guardians of the Galaxy should be a top movie of the year.

Maybe because that's impossible?

Maybe because that's impossible?

**picks up knife and readies to cut swastika into own forehead; dwells for a moment; carves Confederate Flag into forehead instead in order to be more topical**

They call this principle "Snuffy's Razor".

Like most of us, he's going receive threats from Trump and Ann Coulter to go back where he came from.

"Misses Meatloaf"

Ha.

But I want to kill children now!

Half the shitty apartments I, and everyone I knew as a kid, lived in were filled with this shit.

Ted Cruz: You're all a bunch of low income nobodies!

The Canadians…

"Abortions for some…miniature American flags for others!"

Same here, except it was for Beavis and Butt Head.