I predict that after Season Three leads us all to declare Winston the best character on TV, Season Four takes us home by proving, at long last, that Jess is the best one in the loft.

I think the highlight was Boo's reaction after Matisse gives up on sex because of her banana allergy.

I don't think Barney really can grow.  He's a one-note joke who will advance through plots, like this one, but they always snap him back.  The rest of them can grow, but Barney's stuck in this mode.  Without him, the show kind of doesn't know what to do.

I think I"m just stuck. If I'd never watched this show before, I might like it, but I'm tired of all these characters by now.  None more than Barney.  He zig-zagged from obnoxious to funny and back, but now, I dunno. I don't have a reservoir of goodwill left for that character, and his whole schtick.

The thing is, he's probably right.

It was the smug look on his face that sold it, too.

Ummmmmmm why did everyone on Cougarton Abbey just die?

When I was 8 or 9, my parents took me on the tour of a Nintendo facility on a family trip to Seattle.  Needless to say, I expected this to be the pinnacle of my life.

It took me a decade to learn who that was.

Never mind the commercial, just give it to me.

Funny on its own - but is this referring to anything?

Jasper's probably got what, 10 minutes of total dialogue in the 25-year run?  All of it perfect.

There's something to how angry Moe is that Jimbo might think he'd be provided with a sack FULL of doorknobs, apropos of nothing.

I believe you, HOmer.

This one will have no dialogue and no script.  It will just be a camera crew following an increasingly panicked toddler, wearing a necklace bearing the name of the ex-wife of the ghost of a man she thought was her father.

The best part is that the name works for each retooling!

I would also have accepted "Lemon Out!"

But which one of you is the badass?

Almost makes me wish that Jenna had stolen Dotcom's Tony.

Mad Men ends with Sally Draper pitching a show about her father's world to Jack Donaghy, obviously.