sugar cube muddled with angostura bitters, orange slice at the bottom of the glass, couple splashes of soda, Knob Creek or Bulleit Rye to taste

Joan: I don't know what your goals are, but don't
over-do it with the perfume. Keep a fifth of something in your desk. Mr.
Draper drinks rye. Also, invest in some aspirin, some band-aids, and a
needle and thread.

Joan: I don't know what your goals are, but don't
over-do it with the perfume. Keep a fifth of something in your desk. Mr.
Draper drinks rye. Also, invest in some aspirin, some band-aids, and a
needle and thread.

You've clearly never seen A Christmas Story

You've clearly never seen A Christmas Story

I think I watched half of Die Hard 3 on TNT, like once

I think I watched half of Die Hard 3 on TNT, like once

Why is Diehard always associated with Christmas? Isn't it about terrorists and blowing buildings up? (I've also never seen it)

Why is Diehard always associated with Christmas? Isn't it about terrorists and blowing buildings up? (I've also never seen it)

Oh, you know why.

Oh, you know why.

"Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?"
"Yeah, good! What did he say?"
"'Welcome to the Hall of Presidents."'

"Oh, wait! Remember Disney World? Hall of Presidents?"
"Yeah, good! What did he say?"
"'Welcome to the Hall of Presidents."'

People are only bashing writers because Kevin put himself on pedestal by knocking on Verizon store managers

People are only bashing writers because Kevin put himself on pedestal by knocking on Verizon store managers

' except the students at state colleges who will one day become the manager of a Verizon store.'

' except the students at state colleges who will one day become the manager of a Verizon store.'

Yawn. Get over yourself

Yawn. Get over yourself

This is will be the first, and more than likely last entire episode of Chelsea Lately I watch.