Yeah. The thing is with conspiracy/aliens/etc. X-Files, if you didn't leave thinking "That was it?" you'd be thinking a more incredulous "That was it?"

I'll repeat this in the X-Files comments section, but my review for tonight's episode is "This might be the most X-Filesy X-Files that ever X-Filed." It wasn't really good or bad, but it had almost everything you could've expected from a conspiracy X-Files episode.

Back in my day, we called it Spielberg Butt.

Eh, I was falsely accused of it back in college. Thankfully, it turned out to be from her boyfriend, not the girl I fooled around with (and soon dated). But for one night I was scared shitless about it, and I understand people's anxiety about it.

Obviously, the title should have been 2000 Death 2000 Race.

Britta in glasses looks way more sciencey than Scully without hers. Maybe they could split the glasses between them, switching who plays the skeptic.

I think it's June from Bitch 23. This is for a movie-length version of her iPhone video shipping Chloe and Dave.

You missed my edit, but I'm a fair commenter. How would you like to be compensated?

I already get people on the internet telling me I look unhealthy for free.

This shows why the internet needs an electoral college.

Hence why Ingmar Bergman's Fanny And Alexander did its best box office there, to a very confused audience.

Unfortunately, the rights to The Last Starfighter cost tens of dollars.

He is my favorite 1980s crust punk band, and I'm still fine with it.

Susie Essman might be a vegetarian, but she's still full of baloney in my book!

Apparently the AV Club's NO IRISH filters are broken.

Sex is just like work for me, too. I'm unemployed.

I thought it was a person, or at most a place.

Speaking of ARC, the AV Club could use automatic reference counting.

I had no idea this was a band, and was hoping the newswire'd have some food porn.

It's easy to figure out: just compare the number of nominations you've gotten from each.