I don't like the bad connection bit as a plot point, but I liked that it got more ridiculous as it went on.

Obama's going to need a job, and Wisconsin needs a new governor.

Don't blame me, I watch Kodos.

They might remember the quote and not know Iraq, Iran, etc., are in Asia.

I think Merriam-Webster have had too many Js.

My parents threw away all of our Star Wars and G.I. Joe boxes after we told them we wanted to keep them. I guess they were worried that visitors who climbed up a ladder, pivoted off the ladder to pull themselves up by their arms (or otherwise fall to the concrete below), and crawled across the attic of the garage,…

Digital is correct, although I prefer the term 'finger-y'.

That was the only negative for me: Realizing that I could easily be considered a Corey, to the point where I was mildly jealous of (or wistful from) alt-Corey at the bar after Jasmine left.

I'm not sure Adventureland was bad enough to be called a Guantanamo Bay movie.

Is that possible?

Four different friends? As if that's even logistically possible.

My mistake was letting my chickens have pet seals. Of course they'd want to go out, get loaded, etc.

Technically, that's a Wankel chicken.

It sorely lacks the “Christmas Time Is Here” music cues.

Then Flubba'd have to relearn how to use the touchpad conventionally.

I wouldn't want to pick them apart.

MEH!

Which I guess is just a mic, only with semen.

They'll end up going back and forth on it.

It keeps the grass handy for when you're writing.