* Refugees donate clean water to Michael Moore in hopes that he'll shower. *

I try not to judge, but that does seem like one of the more arbitrary choices of diet. Especially if their motivation has to do with intelligence and they'd eat octopus.

You don't have to give obvious clues. It's okay to mention Arby's by name.

But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these chewy comics… merjanthfgrr four dollars???!!? Get out of here…

I'm surprised it seems they don't even donate money to charity in the name of the winner. That's like Celebrity Game Show 101.

And they let you plan it out years in advance. It's so convenient!

Yeah, but the girl on the left somewhat makes up for it.

The Im was a clerical error, but once you've had the posters printed you really don't want to spring for a whole second set.

It's sentient?

I'd be really amused if people here developed an organized system for reproducing Star Wars articles in other articles with a normal layout and commenting.

Here's to hoping they popularize another song as inappropriate as "Lust For Life" for use in ads and other pop culture events. "Carnival Cruise Lines, where your heroin dealer might die on you."

These hip musicians and their complicated promotion strategies.

Unfortunately, the proof cannot fit in the margins of this website.

Eh, David Bowie is pretty much the same as Talib Kweli.

He is, but only when his toupee glue gets everywhere.

You've got the writers here shitting bricks.

I think Reposted Broccoli is confused, too. You can't A someone in the F.

"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung. The glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Sarah has fancy plans,…

Well now I am. Thanks.

Plus, let's face it, most of those 26 years were filler.