Why not rough him up a little?

I repeat myself by mentioning how wonderful Mr. Rogers' Daytime Emmy speech is. I watch it when I need to remember how good people can be.

It's in Revelations, people!

But unlike Cobain, Mr. Rogers knew how to keep his heroin habit in check.

That interview between him and Teti's mom made me realize how thoughtful he is, and that he's not just another cringe comic.

It should be criminal to deny how good the jacket is.

You got an antenna that receives late '80s TBS?

When I was young, teens might watch something like this to see how old people suck and why their sense of rebellion made sense.

Branson porn is much more disturbing.

Oasis: It Was All A Blur.

You had my upvote at "completely shits the bed."

And in parallel dimensions!

I think the family meals in Eat Drink Man Woman should count as feasts, even though they were more an excess of preparation and variety than consumption.

CBS: Why go for the best, when you can go for the rest?

Taste the cancellation, Michael.

Abe won't admit that the civil suit isn't really about slavery cocaine.

We'll never know.

"God, we need to confiscate your computer and take you in for questioning."

Are women in sun-god robes throwing little pickles at it?

#BlackfaceSmurfsMatterTooButNotInTheSameWay