Ven has a lot of aspie qualities—bad social skills, not getting why someone would take offense to his "slimming" remarks and belt issues. Also, I'm not sure he has a personality. At least not that we've seen. It's like a blob in a polo shirt throwing out pieces from Anne Taylor's closet.

I thought the same thing. She must have rubbed him the wrong way. It appeared he could barely muster up that Tim Gunn tone of sympathy.

I thought the same thing. She must have rubbed him the wrong way. It appeared he could barely muster up that Tim Gunn tone of sympathy.

meanies! The reviews come out fast. Give her a break!

meanies! The reviews come out fast. Give her a break!

Agreed. What what their first altercation even about? They seem weirdly obsessed with each other.

Agreed. What what their first altercation even about? They seem weirdly obsessed with each other.

It is perfect. Perfect!

It is perfect. Perfect!

Weren't there dead bodies around, too? Indicating some kind of battle? And wouldn't bald, wise man know what happened? I wish I knew if were supposed to have known based on what was given us, or if it is supposed to be a cliffhanger we are all over thinking.

Weren't there dead bodies around, too? Indicating some kind of battle? And wouldn't bald, wise man know what happened? I wish I knew if were supposed to have known based on what was given us, or if it is supposed to be a cliffhanger we are all over thinking.

Given the presented portrait of this character, I find his actions completely believable. I'd say he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (http://1.usa.gov/i3fSx3). Deep down he loathes himself, but he can't understand why he's not treated like a god. He's terrible at interpersonal interactions, while at the same…

Given the presented portrait of this character, I find his actions completely believable. I'd say he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (http://1.usa.gov/i3fSx3). Deep down he loathes himself, but he can't understand why he's not treated like a god. He's terrible at interpersonal interactions, while at the same…

Concur! Like, what? So dumb. And the psychiatrist telling her to "just calm down". Yeah, that works. Or "let's talk about your mother".

Concur! Like, what? So dumb. And the psychiatrist telling her to "just calm down". Yeah, that works. Or "let's talk about your mother".

Let there be one commenter who loves this show. It is me! I love it. I find it hilarious and also humanist and also clever and creative and adorable. It is a show about people who live a certain life in a certain place with certain life experiences. We don't have to relate to graduating from Oberlin and living in…

Let there be one commenter who loves this show. It is me! I love it. I find it hilarious and also humanist and also clever and creative and adorable. It is a show about people who live a certain life in a certain place with certain life experiences. We don't have to relate to graduating from Oberlin and living in…

And then the strange cowboy comes in and says "wake up sleepyhead".

Oh lord this was sad. I did find the French lady entertaining, though. Well, mostly because I assumed everyone (judges and all stars) just nodded politely and pretended they understood anything she said.

I got the Real Houswewives of New York references, Meredith! And I heartily laughed out loud. Feels so good to have had that time of my life be meaningful.