I'm sure he'd be a good lead-in for Lizard Lick Towing on truTV!

He's claiming Current TV broke his nose, but he looks fine in that picture!

I don't want to spoil anything, but I can say your username is very appropriate.

Would Olbermann be interested in my hentai Republican Primary fanfic?

Ashton Kutcher wasn't in Apollo 18, was he?

If so, then you missed Coraline on ABC Family Saturday night!  How unfortunate

I always make sure to raise the prices on my recently deceased prostitutes.  A pimp's gotta make some scrilla, am I right?

Must Love Dawes

We love the new Parenthood episode, and here's why you should, too

… something about SOPA, amirite guys?!

NO I DON'T WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE! I'M AN ADULT!!!!!

If the Oscars fiasco repeats itself with the Golden Globes, my money's on Whoopi to replace Ricky G.  Whoop Whoop!

Actually, that seems like all of ABC

Bitches in Show, coming to ABC

endorsed by Nicolas Cage

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I liked the miners when they were underground
so mainstream now

Secretariat and the City

Sex and the City: Triple Crown

you mean neigh