god i hope this makes it into the scrabble dictionary

you have a fine username and a finer karaoke suggestion. there is scarcely a greater joy in life than doing full-on fred schneider voice with two girls freaking out on the sung vocals. i typically cover 2 or 3 octaves on "juke. box. MONEEEEEY!!!"

i am here to do you all a favor and tell you that "i would do anything for love" by meat loaf (no the real title, don't care) is [a] a fucking showstopper, and [b] a great sleeper duet. people always forget about the female verse. if you have a girl with some pipes, people go nuts when that verse comes around. plus,…

@Fixda: yeah, the only thing is it doesn't *actually* cut those parts out of the file. you right click a song, click 'get info', then click the 'options' tab (i think) and you can set a time value where the song starts and stops. it doesn't edit the actual file (unless you burn it to a CD), but itunes/ipods obey those…

@Milton/Clinton, amen on electric relaxation. depending on the day, it's 1nce again, electric, or we could get down, but 1nce again was my gateway drug to tribe. also it's awesome to see the love for jam. 1nce again and stressed out were singles off of beats rhymes & life, and i could never figure out why jam didn't…

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favorite album: midnight marauders
favorite track: 1nce again
underappreciated gem: money maker

absolutely not biggie or pac, and not chuck D, but you're going in the right direction. i'll give you that

both are in the conversation for GOAT, and neither would be if they were alive. there are so so so many better MCs out there, then and now. i'd prefer probably 6 or 7 out of the wu-tang clan alone. maybe i just say that because i'm forever hugging their nuts, but it's also because they're better

it's one thing to be soccer-ignorant. i judge no one for that. it's quite another to have a set of expectations and gripes about the sport when you are indeed as knowledgeable as said 75% of the population. i get that he's paid to be a talking head, but on the other hand, shut the fuck up

i still think mo collins is one of the more talented female sketch comedy actresses who are also ladies

it's tough to talk above him. you know, making more noise than heavy metal and all

i would shoot a fourth installment
in milla jovovich.

dibs on "Zombies on Segways" as a band name

i'd love to be part of their club, but i don't think it would suit me

i'm sorry noel, but i will not accept your classy response. you have to agree with me.

ElDan, i was actually going to make the EXACT same point, but anticipated the counterargument of "but it's a parody!!!!" i agree with you more than i agree with that, mind

billy madison is a hard "A". it is utterly fucking brilliant. no, it doesn't concern itself with reality (real-life billy and veronica are as likely a couple as me and 1974 jack nicholson), but holy shit does it go for the gusto. nearly every scene aims for a laugh. that scene where he's doing homework and starts…

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anyone else notice that clip from the 'triumph' video in that first little cutaway montage? the fuck??? did he direct that shit or something??

christ, i forgot closing time. "i remember quiet evenings trembling close to you" might be the most affecting single sentence i've ever heard in a song.

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