Tiny Terry loves his pickles.

I don't really have much to say on this that hasn't already been said. This is a powerful episode, and I don't think it would be fitting to do my usual goofballery.

Mr. Williamsled would like a few words with you about that.

Terry Crews is a goddamned national comedic treasure! Easily the funniest single character on a very funny show.

Tiny Terry loves his pickles.

Fezzick, are there rocks ahead?

Agreed. The Calvin Peeing/Calvin Praying bumper stickers always strike me as trying to place a message in Watterson's mouth that clearly is not there, and then profit off of it. This, on the other hand, strikes me as a loving tribute to his work that is true to the spirit of Calvin and Hobbes.

WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

True. Conspiracy could have ended with Homer Simpson saying "And we never spoke of it again."

YES! It was like 2001: A Space Odyssey meets Halloween, in the best possible way!

Empok Nor is one of my favorite episodes for a few reasons:
1. It's got Garak. Garak makes every episode he is in more delightful. For a character whose badassery is usually limited to offscreen mayhem involving a gardener at the Romulan embassy, it's occasionally nice to see onscreen just how frightening he can be.
2.…

It's basically Dethklok.

I haven't ever seen the "we can't wait so we're hitting the broom closet" type of hook-up, though I do know a few that have gotten together after the ceremony. Weddings have never been particularly amorous occasions for me, though. Maybe it's been because my friends always seem to time their weddings around those…

Streets ahead, that man is.

IS IT TWO IN, ONE OUT!?!?!?

CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH? I'M GOING TO MISS THE FARMER'S MARKET!

Sleep is good. Sorry for being a pedant.

That would be "disable."

We'd also better see a bunch of Kubey and Huell.

I hope he gets through this. He's clearly a talented dude, and all of this shows a startling degree of introspection and self-awareness. This also gives me hope that it will fuel some good art.