OSC and Frank Miller formed a book club after Alan Moore refused to let them join his book club when they refused to worship his sock puppet.

The moment the show announced that she was from Pennsylvania, I knew I would hate her. Pennsylvania gives Texas a run for its money in the "worst state of the union" contest.

OR do send it to him, because Harrison Ford can never be allowed to be happy, for his misery and grumpyness fuel the world.

You forgot "stunning."

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Yeah, Siddig is quite well-liked on these boards. If not him, it was Avery Brooks.

Gareth Bale was their second choice, but he had a mysterious foot injury that kept him out of it, while in the meantime rumors circulated of a $100,000,000 transfer fee. So they hired Capaldi.

"Good tea. Nice planet."

Original="remake 80-year-old radio drama." Riiiiiight.

I would tell you, but that would be explaining a joke, which We Do Not Do Around Here.

If Doctor Hu introduces him/herself as "The Doctor" upon meeting new patients, that would be the best.

That's why it works! The only real direction they need to give him is "Okay…I want you to pretend to be normal." Then you just buckle up, roll camera, and enjoy the ride.

The thing is, though, that working actors routinely audition for multiple roles all the time, knowing that they won't be able to do all of them. Maybe our un-named actor (it was Avery Brooks) auditioned for this, and then accepted another part that he wanted more. After all, while many people like Doctor Who, it's not…

It was totally Avery Brooks, wasn't it? It was Avery Brooks, guys. Neil Gaiman said so.

"They speak English in Who?"

@avclub-d1348cfe54a94fe6f986775cedd75fdd:disqus If watching Dr. Who has taught me anything, it's that as the probability of something happen approaches 0%, its likelihood of happening approaches 100%. By this logic, it's practically a logically necessity that Alexander Siddig play the next Doctor.

But seriously: If it turns out to be Siddig, we could take credit for it!

Can you picture Brooks' reading of "Am I…a ginger?"

That is a show I would watch the hell out of.

The man does know a thing or two about playing doctors.

Alexander Siddig or GTFO!