I saw Jurassic World on Friday and it's fun but silly. It doesn't take itself too seriously, which puts it higher than the second and third ones for me.

Those Aussies/Kiwis sure love murderous lesbians.

I once took a field trip to the San Andreas fault line and got to stand with one foot on each side. I vaguely remember the Loma Prieta earthquake, and I had nightmares for years about the earth swallowing my mom after accidentally seeing part of Clan of the Cave Bear. Point is, I'm going to die in an earthquake and I…

After this, can they make "What's Wrong with Tanya?" into a real show?

A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: The Celeste Cunningham Story

A girl's gotta have a code

I saw it last week at a screening and fucking loved it. But this gives me even more incentive to pay to see it again.

Men have had a very rough go of it for…just recently.

It's the "I'm a teacher who sleeps with my students" look

You got a problem with that, buddy?

I get it! I get jokes.

I read once that those asshole email scammers make their cons intentionally obvious to weed out the skeptical. That way they know only the truly gullible will reply and be easy to take advantage of.

Doocy has seriously reached Jenna Maroney levels of delusion.

And before Frozen, there hadn't been a white princess since 1991! There are little blonde girls in this country who have no idea they can be beautiful.

I want to go to there!

I want to go to there!

My dad always makes Swedish meatballs. It's a pain in the ass to find lingonberries, but in a pinch you can substitute cranberry sauce.

My dad always makes Swedish meatballs. It's a pain in the ass to find lingonberries, but in a pinch you can substitute cranberry sauce.

A friend once ordered campari on the rocks. It was…not good.

A friend once ordered campari on the rocks. It was…not good.