"OF COURSE!—you didn't get hired for SNL."

So Arizona State then?

I believe Assface vomited out a brown liquid that could melt through steel.

BUMBI's MOM! WAAAGH!

Sign behind him: "Be hot. Be NAUGHTY. Be courteous."

He ran for City Council in 2011 and lost unfortunately (not a fan of the guy who won)

Children with odd names need the most attention.

He's grounded

Someone has been hanging out with Dikachu again…

Plus she treats her staff like garbage

That was Rich "Starbursts" Lowry, of the NRO. It was glorious.

Look, Mitch! Star Wars!

Now who you jivin' with that cosmik debris!

We watched the after school special (with Bruce Davison as the teacher) in Hebrew School; it was pretty good for the genre.

It can be two things!

As a new Duke grad student, I'm glad to hear that…

No one loved it, baby.

Just wash your hands to get the horseradish sauce off before you go inside the strip club.

Well roast beef is served at circumcision ceremonies, since it's a brisket.

I thought Travolta was the original choice for Scarecrow for the Batman and Robin sequel (with Madonna as Harley Quinn)