Clearly Dirk Calloway is on drugs.

I live in Highland Park, and would go to his tea shop more often were it not so damn expensive…

Liked for obscure Chicago politics reference. (Fun fact: Epton died within three weeks of Harold Washington of the exact same cause)

Growing up near where he lived, my family and I met him a few times, and he was incredibly nice in addition to being incredibly funny. This one hurts. :(

That intern totally crushed it with their A.S.S.

I still want my mini-series on Council Wars. Wendell Pierce for Harold Washington please?

Yeah, hence the rice of the 60 Plus Association (for seniors who support cutting Social Security and Medicare).

There were two, that was the first. The second ended violently

I played against him in Quiz Bowl in college and am still friends with him on Facebook. Very nice guy.

The short cartoons they made are enough—I think Texts from Dog would be awful in a half-hour format.

THE GREATER GOOD

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

They ran it in the main section of the paper so as not to offend any real grieving families.

There is an actual pizza place in Buffalo called Casa Di Pizza (with two SunCoast locations for snowbirds)

Blue (Meth) is the Warmest Color?

Cartoon Network reruns them 8 days later…so I'll wait until then to watch it.

Looks like you got yourself a pardon!

"The landfills were full. New Jersey was full."

Yeah, everyone gets pills in their jellybeans from time to time.

I was there too, and I'm 24 and beardless. Way to stereotype, AV Club.