You should do what they say A.V. Club. You don't want to get Dadded.

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But if ScarJo's butt teams up with Renner's butt then surely they can save the world!

You see, they say they'll be re-adapting the book by Lois Duncan but I can't help but feel they'll be aping as much of the films plot as they possibly can.

I can't wait for the bloody battle at the Veterans Affairs office.

To forget would imply being aware of one in the first place.

Eh, I don't know. There are times when I could use less Batman in my Batman media.

I can't wait for the inevitable porn parody that title is one letter away from being.

The answer to your question is yes.

There's so many things we can blame Christopher Nolan for now, can we?

And Liam Neeson wants you.

Actually, I was referring to Warner Bros new policy of having no jokes in their comic movies.

In my day, nostalgia was something you had to work for. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.

What is this some kind of joke?

I'm angry at this movie but I still want to watch it just so I can properly justify my anger toward it.

There's the turtle with the pointy thing! And the turtle with the other pointy thing! And the turtle with the swingy thing! Ooh, and there's the turtle with the big stick!

But when it comes down to it, who are people really going to blame: Michael Bay or the guy who directed the sequel to Clash of the Titans?

It's okay. Skimming an A.A. Dowd review and then complaining about it is all we ask of you.

Woo, capitalism!

If Batman v Superman turns out to be a movie about Batman and Superman divorcing I think it would be an improvement.