I think 1 and 2 were able to carry themselves to the end, while last season completely broke down.

Like Coven and Freak Show, it's probably going to have a great start and convince you that maybe Ryan Murphy won't fuck it up, before he fucks it up.

A skull is made of bone. People can totally survive being scalped.

I'm actually impressed by how good the fake trailer was. It required a lot of staging/CGI.

Nobody can be mad at Adam. I mean, who hasn't fantasized about slapping his cheeks, telling him he's garbage, and drawing him into your (real or imaginary) bosom as he cries?

Both Teti and Adam are so adorable I want to taxidermy them and keep them on my nightstand.

Did we crash their server?

Does this also mean that Mads Mikkelsen gets to eat Brian Williams now?

Damn! If only they were on FX

Yeah, I really don't think Tom has a desire to kill the company when he's working a night job just to stay on board.

At least the dutch angles weren't so extreme this time. The season premier was almost shot with the camera tilted at 90 degrees.

Of course I've been drinking. Punch romaine, inspired by Hannibal. My version is made with just vodka and OJ.

Cardiff wasn't real. Parts of it were based on Compaq, but Compaq survived well into the 2000s.

Hopefully ratings will pick up soon. The show won't even have to compete with GoT anymore, and the writing has gone way up.

Counter theory: Tom and Cameron bang.

Maybe just coke withdrawal?

I'm pretty sure you don't have to use your legal name on a paycheck.

I think Bosworth's reaction makes total sense. He's not stung by the pranks, but by the new environment (post-Cardiff, post-prison) and the fact that he's not longer a big shot.

Yeah, he even compared Joe's spiritual quest to Dexter's lumberjack ending. I mean, it was pretty silly, but Dexter's finale was a dingleberry covered in vomit and stuffed inside a dead cat.

Yeah, Dennis seemed to dislike the show a lot more than most reviewers/viewers. I usually don't argue over grades, but a C+ is supposed to be average and watchable—for me, every season 1 episode was at least on that level.