Psych!

Could we all please just holster this issue and move on? Thanks.

Force them to drink Bud Light while you're at it, Donald, you monster!

Of course not! They drink Bud Dark!

To not be honest, I'm absolutely not surprised and I absolutely don't care.

All You Need Is Kill Again: Edge of More Money Tomorrow

Oh, the American humanity.

LDR: Live, Die, Repeat.. bitches

"Tom Cruise Dies Day"

Tom Cruise Dies Day Redux: Edge of Tomorrow Part II

Edge of a Sequel (All You Need Is Greed)

Fight, Die, Repeat - Again

On we sight-see with blimp that soars
Our only goal will be the Jersey Shore

Come on children now
Forget your mother
Everybody get together
Try to love heavy metal
Right now

The apple doesn't fall far from the orangutan, it seems.