That just further illustrates my theory that after a certain age you start to regress in maturity, until finally you're wearing diapers and being pureed food.

Of course. And I've certainly seen people in that situation (both the grandparents and the childish, spoiled parents). But that's not what we're talking about.

Nobody has to do it. It's called "being there for your family", and generally considered one of the things that makes someone a good person.

Someone neglected to inform OTP that all funny fake rap lyrics have to start with a phrase in the format "I'm _______ /and I'm here to say…"

Seriously. I can't believe someone came up with a cute word for "selfish baby boomer grandma". I guess this is part of that whole "redefining retirement" thing. America's heroes, ensuring that, no matter how old they get, their focus will always be squarely on themselves.

Ok, I just looked it up. Born in Fort Worth, raised in Oklahoma. We're both wrong.

Meyers-Briggs. Those are some hilarious personality tests. You probably didn't get it, though.

Wait, for real? Like, he had to drive his pregnant wife across the country at top speed? That doesn't even make a little sense.

No, Neil Young is not country. Jesus, people.

I would like to make some sort of voodoo related joke about making sweet sweet love to Erykah Badu, but I'm out of ideas. But yeah, Erykah Badu is dead sexy in person.

Hi there Burl!

I want to slap the taste out of all your mouths

The album Jolene has the title track and "I Will Always Love You", which you should listen to over and over until you forget you ever heard the soulless shriek-fest that Whitney Houston turned it into. And a bunch of other great songs too. Get that one.

Oh, well it turns out Haggard is from Bakersfield. Let's pretend this never happened, 'k?

The Hag is better than any of those.

I hope Neil Young will remember
midwestern man don't need him around, anyhow

I still say "Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother" should have won.

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A history of country music would have to go back at least as far as the 20s.

Tony Soprano is a murderer, but he had redeeming qualities. He was personable and had the ability to feel love. Kenny Powers is a delusional egomaniac who never even begins to think about anyone other than himself. There is nothing to like about him other than the fact that a talented comic actor is playing him. …