The midwest is cheaper. And the coasts are, like, so played out.

or yes, wag

Also, sew yag. Or sag yew

*d'oh

This chick I know had a threesome with Jon Spencer and his wife. She was actually kind of embarassed about it afterwards. One of my friends was in love with her and trying to hook up with her at that same party, and he was devestated.

I have the "kicking the air" album sleeve too. I didn't know it was rare. In fact, I think that it is not. Mine's in crappy condition anyway.

That Battlestar poster is the greatest achievement of western civilization. Take that, St. Peter's Cathedral.

I had a signed Duck Soup poster, that I lost under heartbreaking circumstances that lead to more than a little self-hatred (I left it in an apartment that I was moving out of, with the intention of returning to retrieve it and a few other things the next day. Then, of course, I forgot until a few days later, at which…

Panzer Dragoon Saga was a great game. I'm jealous of that.

Get off of her case. Killing bums is a victimless crime.

I would feel a lot more peace of mind if I didn't know this festival existed.

She was on an old episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents I saw once. She was good looking but not exactly a hottie.

Actually, all it needs is more Howard Dean.

My work was blocking the Onion for a while due to "Hate speech".

*rimshot*

I never really think of Midwesterners or Californians as Yankees, though.

It's funny, because I've seen similar arguments about metal many many times. And my reaction then is the same as my reaction now: shut the hell up, whiner.

I reserve the right to make fun of Oklahoma all day long. But when I do it, it's cute.

Desagana Diop is a solid defensive center. He's nobody's idea of an all-star, but he's good at what he does.

Yeah, my mistake. Cheers.