Let me just say TEXAS WOOOO!!! Haters are a bunch of jealous nerds.

Speed Racer was amazing. Future cult classic. The critics who panned it are a bunch of fuddy duddies.

No, that's a constant.

I knew from the moment I first saw the trailer that it would get terrible reviews and that I wanted to see it.

The sound editor deserved a special oscar just for that scene.

Wow, anyone know where I can download this for free? I'm not giving those greedy war orphans any of my hard earned money just because I want to hear Beck do a Dylan song.

Not everybody has 500 bucks sitting around though. You heard about this recession thing they got going on?

I played Beautiful Katamari and it seems really unecessary. The graphics are a little shinier but it doesn't really improve the original's by too much. Noby Noby Boy is going to be great, I hope. The PSN hasn't had much good original material for download.

"stock around tip the end"—is that an inside joke that I missed or a freudian slip? Been doing any insider trading that's about to come back to bite you?

They aren't using new sprites on new games. These are new games. And the point is that you've probably already played Galaga and Mega Man a million times, so you might want to play something in that style but new. You don't have to play if you don't want to.

Seriously, you're still whining about a video game review from last week. You should probably kill yourself.

I can't say that I love it, but it does intrigue me enough that I've watched both episodes so far. A sitcom protagonist with no redeeming quality whatsoever is certainly a bold choice. McBride is a funny enough guy that he might be able to make it work in the long run.

This game is a riot (two complaints: 1) Rally King is lame, and 2) it's on here twice). What would really get me would be a sequel with 16 bit games.

I hate this new breed of Republican naysayer that has shown up recently. Lobsters is obnoxious, but he's also pretty funny sometimes. These guys are just humorless rageahol addicts who sound like a cross between Andy Rooney and Morton Downey Jr.

"contingency". No attorney would ever admit that he gets paid "commission".

Also, one of my co-workers mentioned his daughter needing braces the other day, and I couldn't help repeating "Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces!" to myself the rest of the day.

The greyhounds episode most certainly does not suck. It has the "See My Vest" song. You take that back.

Oh, well that changes everything. Kids love writing papers.

Like I said somewhere else, I am definitely influenced by Nietzche. Not in the way where I go around quoting him. And I certainly never intended to follow his words or anything. I hated him when I first read his stuff. But his audacity made me reflect on what he was saying for years after I read it, and then one…

I didn't read this until much later in life, and I was surprised to find out how many of my favorites cliches started here. "From hell's heart I stab at thee!" SWEET!