Did Tarkovksy's post make any sense to anyone? If so, could you translate it for me?

50/100 suggests to me that the game is mediocre. Now, for me, like most people, mediocre is basically the same as bad from a consumer standpoint. I mean, you aren't going to drop 60 bucks on a mediocre game any faster than you would on a terrible one. But I don't think that a 5/10 on IGN is the same as an F on…

A winner is you!

Thanks for showing me that site. Now I never want to play video games ever again and will spend the rest of my life sunbathing and playing football.

" I get the impression he didn't make any friends by not playing along with their contract. "

The version of Brass Monkey that I think the Beasties refer to is made by drinking half of a 40, then filling the bottle with vodka and orange juice. If that sounds like a terrible drink, it's because it is.

You were under the wrong impression. If you could sample 30 seconds of any song then it's unlikely anyone would ever have to pay for a sample.

1. Beach Boys Today is at least as good as Pet Sounds
2. Licensed to Ill is a classic
3. Paul's Boutique is a classic among classics

I'm like Sam the Butcher
bringin Alice the meat

I wouldn't make Tarkovsky some kind of barometer of Russian culture. I mean, America gave us Howard Hawks and John Cassavetes, but it also gave us Jessica Simpson movies.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right. That goes for building a tool shed or kidnapping women for export.

She's looking kind of fluffy. And the media are a bunch of slaverying nincompoops.

for fun, rearrange those words into a sentence.

I haven't been to the gym in weeks. It's kind of bumming me out.

And if Mickey Rourke's dog became immortal, that news would interest me greatly.

30 years is a long time to tolerate a chihuahua

I think he was saying that he's an Inuit.

I want to make Simpsons references, but the episode where Homer goes to rock and roll camp is way too mediocre for me to remember any of the jokes. So instead, I will do this:

well, it would have happened this year if it werent for cheerleader Barbie

Spurs fan from childhood here, so thankfully i dont have to deal with both the Cowboys and the Mavs loserdom. And while i used to root for the Rangers before I realized they would never be good, Ive always been more of a Braves fan. Of course, thats not going so well these days either.