speaking as a person who is reading all of this kind of fast, I don't know what any of you are talking about. You're talking about something, right?

Kids have bad taste. That's why they're kids.

That's not even a remotely cool thing to do.

Yeah, and not only did you spend more time with the poo than the victim, but you're out a dollar and he's not.

One of my best friends in college was in a frat, and I had no problem using "frat boy" in front of him. The implication was that he and several other dudes I knew were exempt. I also persist in using "gay" as derogatory in front of my gay friends. I'm probably a terrible person, but people still like me.

Also, it's cool that nobody's hating on this band. I usually hate stuff like this but I really liked that album.

That's "Pillar of Salt". And Capistrano is in California, so that's probably Disneyland you're flying over.

two words: Viridania. Wait, that's one word.

Viridania is where it's at. Everything else is second best.

I've never liked that "strong agnostic" position because, when it comes down to it, you can't really know ANYTHING with 100% certainty, so in effect you have to call yourself "agnostic" about everything. Plus, it's so purely academic, seeing as an unknowable god is completely indistinguishable from an absent one.

Agnostics and atheists are really the same thing. Atheist is a better word.

Leaves of three, let it be.

Hot Club of Cowtown isn't from Austin. They may live there now, but they started in NYC I think. That's always pissed me off, because New York isn't a Cowtown. Neither is Austin. Cowtown is Forth Worth, you posers!

It almost sounds like they took the punchline to an 8th grader's favorite joke and made it the starting point for a series. Next season on HBO, "Gassy", the tragic story of a preacher who farts in church.

Wait, DD's, are you a female? If so, your avatar (whether it's you or not) is much hotter now.

We're getting an inordinate amout of A-Rod news here, since he says that he was doing it during his years with the Rangers. The obvious question is "what other Rangers were doing it?" And the follow up would be "if they were all on roids, why did they still suck so bad?"

He would have had a lot to talk about with my ex.

I almost peed myself when I saw that the AVclub had an article about Bob Wills. If hipsters start listening to western swing instead of Weezer, the world will be a much better place.

So…has it gotten to the point where downloadable games are better than the ones you buy at the store? Because this and Bit. Trip Beat on Wiiware are the two games that I'm the most excited about at the moment (although I have to admit I will be buying House of the Dead tomorrow.)

Katamari Damacy? I mean, running over animals and people is kind of mean, I guess, but they don't seem to be all that injured when you do it.