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As long as the Eagles are in the playoffs, I don't want to see Jorge's stank face around here.

Who the hell wanted to re-watch Mysterious Skin enough for it to be a "cult movie"?

the commentary is great for a number of reasons, but my favorite is hearing him sing the theme song over acoustic guitar accompaniment during the closing credits.

Larry Fishburne
Actually steals the movie from Walken. And that, my friends, isn not easy to do.

That "great ass" line just looks flat on the page. You have to watch Pacino's completely unhinged reading of the line to get what's great about it.

I think you're ok as a friend, but you're wrong. third wheel is a perfectly cromulent turn of phrase.

Pretty dispriting entry
It doesn't even sound like it was that bad. At least not in a hilarious way. Just mediocre. You are not killing my widweek blues.

That's the nicest compliment you've ever gotten? I can outdo that.

My favorite chick flick is No Man's Land 8.

I don't know if I can follow the rest of you off that ledge, but I will say that Mirren is pretty damn sexy for an old broad.

I wouldn't want to eat like that every day, but on Sunday morning, stoned and hungover, that sandwich with the mozzerella sticks would be the best possible food.

The Hard Eight Barbecue in Coppell (Dallas suburb) has a 1 1/2 inch thick smoked pork chop, and if you order it, they ask if you want it dipped in drawn butter. Like they have to ask!

I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality…The Red Shoes is a masterpeice.

this review needed 6 words "young Helen Mirren in the buff". I didn't read the rest, but I'm watching it soon.

People find Kristen Schaal attractive? Her whole schtick is being homely.

Seriously, I was ready to give the new design a chance (and it certainly looks nice), but they somehow made it more broken than it was before. THUMBS DOWN!

No joke, I once watched this show with a couple of guys who had been in prison. You know how you watch a lawyer show with a lawyer and he will point out all the stuff that's laughably unrealistic about the show? These guys were doing that.

I saw one for steel once. The best part is that the products in the commercial weren't even the kinds of things I was likely to buy, but stuff like shark cages.

My mom went to school in Alabama and I've been there a few times for football games and the like. I have to say that it's still better than Oklahoma.

Yeah, see, I wasn't looking for it to be "groundbreaking". I just liked that it was funny.