Yelling out in excitement is probably the most inappropriate reaction to a character death but  I'll be damned if Revolution didn't force that hand.

What the fuck?

Come on, show, let Jack join the Revengers! He can be a dark-haired Thor.

God YES. I heard that song and broke into applause in my car. I used to be a huge country fan back in the 90s before it went into the self-referential, xenophobic mess of a genre it is today. But Merry Go Round is brilliant.

If Revenge was actually a bunch of furries, what kind of animals would everyone be? I can't decide if Emily or Nolan would be the fox. Or Conrad. Or Victoria. Let's just make everyone foxes. Except Declan. He can be a centipede or something boring and unremarkable.

Ann dating herself is further evidence that Rashida Jones exists with the primary purpose of representing and/or fulfilling all of my weird fetishes. Now all that remains is putting her in a fox costume.

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Walter did not find Penny's boat.

Walter did not find Penny's boat.

This was the best episode yet, if only due to the fact that the number of punches Charlie receives to the face continues to increase dramatically.

This was the best episode yet, if only due to the fact that the number of punches Charlie receives to the face continues to increase dramatically.

I agree, maybe a C, but certainly not a D. :\ There are a lot of questions about Neal that should change up the dynamic in Storybrooke. As a standalone episode it was wheelspinning at its finest, but it does raise a lot of questions.

I agree, maybe a C, but certainly not a D. :\ There are a lot of questions about Neal that should change up the dynamic in Storybrooke. As a standalone episode it was wheelspinning at its finest, but it does raise a lot of questions.

you can cry on my shoulder as I inwardly celebrate the fact that he was no match for Dolly Parton.

you can cry on my shoulder as I inwardly celebrate the fact that he was no match for Dolly Parton.

I literally yelled "Oh shut the hell up, Emma, you lost all of your credibility in EPISODE 11."

I literally yelled "Oh shut the hell up, Emma, you lost all of your credibility in EPISODE 11."

Dude.

Dude.

This show just gets better and better. This better translate into at least an uptick in ratings. ABC seemed to know this one was a doozy, what with the aggressive marketing they've been pushing out this past week.