Balls.  Beaten to the punch.

I think it was more the desire to see what a trainwreck it would be, no?  I haven't been this excited for a show to tank since The Cape.

I drove past a lineup for their concert earlier this week.  They were super young, which makes me think these are NEW young fans with shitty taste who probably think this is a new band and not the shitacular band making a comeback.

The only way it could be better is if Randy from Trailer Park Boys was the one doing the punching.  Fuckin hoser.

In that he used to be a model and most women would say he's swoon-worthy although he makes my subset cringe.

Here are some sexy/funny stats for you:

I read it and he's still adorable.  Down-to-earth, genuine, self-deprecating.  Yep.  I kind of have a big crush on him.

Did see. Bad.  Eye bleed bad.

Blue Valentine was the first thing that popped into my mind.

The Log Driver's Waltz pleases everyone completely.

Who on earth greenlit this turd?  Sounds like the worst idea ever.

Love him.  I tend to confuse him with the principal from Eastbound and Down though.

Isn't Skarsgard like 6'4'' or something?  He's gigantic.  And hotter than the sun.

We watched Bronson last night.  I was unprepared for how intense and overly dramatic it would be. Hardy was amazing and I thought WR did a great job.  Now where the hell can I find the Pusher trilogy…

Cornwall gets a bad rap.  Wait, no it doesn't.  Cornwall smells.  I say that as someone born and raised in Ottawa.  So no, I'm not much better..

I LOVED Blue Valentine, although most everyone with me found it slow or detested it.  He should have been nominated for an Oscar.  And the little girl who played their daughter was pretty great too.  I can't remember, was she Cianfrance's daughter irl?

The Notebook is really good.  And fuck Nicolas Sparks.

Oh man!  Breaker High!  My sister and I watched every episode at least twice.  What a shitty show.  But Gosling acted really well in it.  I remember one episode where the girl he likes kisses another guy and he starts crying - authentically crying.  I thought, 'wait a minute, is this real genuine acting?  In Breaker…

So excited for this movie!!! It seems like other than Gosling, the rest of the cast kind of fell into his lap.  His whole casting process sounds very unprofessional though…

"Mario Lopez… feel[s] fucking amazing!  … Contains multitudes! … Consume!  [It will leave you] giggling manically!"  Todd Van Der Werff, AVC Critic.