::remembers Dear Zachary::

Nice, phodreaw.

Jesus, Dark, how about some warning that the article accompanies a horrifying photo of Gallo that will clearly necessitate the viewer to complete mandatory therapy?

I think if you'd seen one episode of this craptastic show you'd know the answer to that question, Roy.

Hon, we're all outta Country Strong. Thinkya kin stop by the Piggly Wiggly on the way back from the track?

Does she stumble and fall whilst crying out "I'm fine!!! I can stop anytime I want!!!"

All your holidays are belong to us.
Thanks AVC!

This thread is STACKED with inside jokes.

@trefusius: But bad sunburns can lead to skin cancer!!!

Love this guy. This is fantastic news.

He's knows what he's done and until he's ready to apologize he can stay there!

Uh…the link for RDJ leaving takes me to
"Enter your username and password for http://zodiac.avclub.com"

One of the girls on Gossip Girl is 17 and that show's in its 4th season. And she is F-U-C-K-E-D FUCKED THE FUCK UP. Seriously. She flashes the crowd when her parents are in the audience of her terrible band.

How am supposed to enjoy the movie now that I know he consumes pastry at some point????!!!!!

So what you're saying is
Watching this and Blue Valentine back to back is a surefire recipe for suicide?

Seriously, 32 pages??? Sounds like 29 pages too many.

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Actually she admitted to some magazine that she neglected to wear a bra for most of her youth and that gravity has not been so kind…

These are some fowl puns. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Needs to be done: