Maybe a Flowers for Algernon/Limitless type plot for Sloth? So many possibilities.

That would be amazing and needs to happen.

What he's doing now if dreading the inevitable phone call from Corey Feldman.

One-Eyed Willy, the only G-rated name filthier than Dick Van Dyke.

They should make it like the Brady Bunch Movie or Mystery Team, where the original Goonies never matured or got with the times and still act like 13 year olds living in 1985.

Do what baseball does. Let kids go straight to the pros from high school if they want to, but if they take a college scholarship they lose draft eligibility for 3 years, so the earliest they can declare for the draft is after their junior year.

Missed one!

The disclaimer says I'm a white, straight man. I apologize for writing about this subject.

No, we need every comment to be about that disclaimer. I'm hoping they realize we need a disclaimer at the top of every article.

Oh, that disclaimer at the top.

"please note that the following article was written by me, a person who should have never even thought about writing it"

Wow, if there ever were a preamble that told me that this is pretty much a worthless article, it's one that says "the author basically has no right to write or talk about the subject matter that follows." Oh, AV Club. What happened to you?

Bros like ribald humor. Also, they don't mind being made fun of because they only think the comedian is making fun of their friends, not them.

Something for everyone!

Those are 1 thing.

Was it kids who grew up between 1985-1999? I just made that up.

Ah, Bruce Timm. I'm afraid I only have 1 first name, so I'm at a disadvantage.

Yep. they have a target demo, which is young dudes. Schumer fits right in, so it's not surprising at all that men watch the show.

I think about 4 dozen people have Hitler to thank for their Oscars.

To be fair, we're talking about the south.