These Tyler Perry movies seem to just appear out of the ether.

Where was the SPOILER alert? ARGHHHH!!!!

If this movie doesn't have Aaron Paul in a wifebeater jumping 100 feet in the air, catching his girlfriend Krysten Ritter midway through and using a car windshield as a 'cushion' to land on…then count me O-U-T.

Sounds like you don't have the need. The need for…I forget the rest.

Yep. That guy feels like he's got a lot of making up to do.

That job fair caters to all tastes.

Maybe he learned a huge lesson while not hurting anybody and will never do it again? The scariest people are those that just keep drinking and driving. Sadly, I've known a few of those. For every time they were caught there were dozens (hundreds?) of times they weren't. If he got jail time without hurting anybody,…

Well, he is half her size.

Those like a groupon or something?

How about a Cathy where we replace every ACK! with FUCK! I could see that taking off on facebook.

It was a wonderful dream.

News…Paper?

Hobbes as the stuffed animal all the time could be cute, I think.

You say that about every newswire article.

Sung to the tune of the diarrhea song?
If you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd?

Believe me, seeing a high-powered and lecherous Jason Alexander in action is even more bizarre than this thread.

I knew once DeBlasio took over the hookers would be back on 42nd Street. What's next, Peep World: The Musical?

Has anybody done "Cathy without Cathy"? Because, that could be my big idea.

More origin stories, please.

It just needs a bath and a makeover.