Didn't about a billion people love Avatar?

Bring the giant robot knife back and I'm sold.

Oh, fuck these people.

I can't say that I remember it at all, which is not always a great sign.

Better or worse than Jack Nicholson?

What about Memoirs of an Invisible Man?

This is preposterous! Monsters? Getting together to celebrate? I mean, think about how that sounds - it's ridiculous. I mean … if they get together it's going to a terrifying battle, they're not going to get along, much less than have a 'bash' of some kind!

Frank Oz?

3,4,1,2,5

I liked Season 2 just fine, but Ziggy, man. Ziggy was tough to take.

And you claim to be white and from the suburbs?

McDonalds is already a food replicator.

As long as you didn't spoil the fact that Mel Gibson's wife's final words were that her brother should beat the shit out of the aliens with a baseball bat. I mean, there was no way they would've figured that out on their own.

What was the twist in the Matrix? I'm completely blanking. Was it Joe Pantaliano flipping?

I know him as Alberto Jose Albuquerque.

I watched it with my wife, alone in a cabin pretty far away from civilization fully expecting to be creeped out for the entire night. She fell asleep during it and I sat there cursing it. It was one of the least scary 'horror' movies I'd ever seen and utterly boring. And this is coming from a guy who got really…

Wait, Savage Love has a comment section? Why did I think it didn't?

What about "awful, cringe-worthy" stylized dialogue? Can we complain about that?

It's the End of Watch/The Ring mash-up we never knew we wanted. I won't believe it's a real Paranormal Activity until we get night-vision movie theater reaction shots.

Huh? Speak American or get off the internet.