Yep, only a matter of time before fighting is outlawed.  It's all fun until somebody gets seriously, visibly, upsettingly hurt and then it will be banned within days.  Unfortunately, we have to wait for the inevitable catastrophe before it happens.  so stupid.

From what I've read soft helmet would greatly reduce traumatic head injuries but they don't make that 'crack' that works so well on TV, so it's a non-starter.

Football will never be a "dead sport walking" as long as there are point spreads.

Brutal, but fair.

Let me write up 4,500 words on that subject and submit it to Vulture.

I wasn't a principal when I was one!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus So, can I borrow $1,500?  And by borrow I mean can I have it?

I only remember David Alan Tepper as the Wayne Brady type dude from In Living Color.

Fat Katz stacks.

I was going to counter that he was in "In Bruges", but apparently he wasn't.  I feel so ashamed that I mixed up little people.

Say my name.
Katzenberg.
You're god damn right.

Hot damn, I love Breaking Bad but I really wish people would stop talking about it for a minute.

Ha!  Sean, so pissy.

Wow.  The names Darby O'Gill and Natty Gann just gave me serious flashbacks.

@avclub-f0e1d45c772f263be2756d8cedbbcaa1:disqus I guess we'll just agree to disagree.  I've also been overweight and I've been miserable not because 'society' tells me that I suck, but because I've hated the way I looked and felt.  Once I started to take ownership of my health, fitness and mindset I immediately felt…

The first of the Horny Leprechaun trilogy.

No need to re-make Leprechaun: in the Hood, it was perfect.

Because patriotism.

They're unique to quality shows, though.  I can't tell you how many shitty shows I've watched were the main character will just kill somebody to get rid of a problem and then it's never mentioned again.  I know the obvious show that does that is Dexter, but I even remember the Sopranos touching areas about murder and…

Couldn't agree more.  EVERYTHING matters on this show.